Teal Penguin

Overview
The Teal Penguin is a mysterious entity within the bounds of TNS. Though it has taken thousands of names, it always represents itself with the same face* - that of a disheveled, pointy-nosed pharmacist in front of a scenic tropical sunset. The Teal Penguin is a member of all manner of a secret societies, clubs and organizations, though it always seems to be last to get the new Discord invites. One prominent organization it is a part of is the Seal Team Teal.

Presidential Associations
As part of an act of Terrorism, Bigcock Obama, while under the control of Teal, was non-canonically killed. He had just awoken from his slumber, but was stabbed by an invisible Harold Shareman. Obama's non-canon gravestone can still not be found inside the bedroom of the White House in the depths of the Jungles of RVN3T3RR4.