Alex

Overview
Alex is the God King Emperor Christ Jesus of TNS. he is 5'6 or 6'5 and has been proven on multiple occasions to be a highly respected member of the secret perfect IQ club located in the center of the earth. He is also known for creating Danganronpa. He has zero flaws. He was the last creation of Nixtche, blessed with the gift of Mechanical Engineering, a gift that he used to create the first floating city, which is now Higher TNS.

Iraq
Alex has no memory of what he did in Iraq. The exact details of these events are only known by Riley, Aiden, Logan, and Nikolas. None of them will say anything about it because what Alex did in Iraq was so unspeakably horrible that if mortals hear even a tale of these atrocities, their souls and bodies will hallow and they will become one of The Grieved for the remainder of their days. However, it is known that after the events in Iraq, Alex retreated to an unknown instance of Big Funny Ha Ha for approximately six months before he returned to further spread the message of The Perfect IQ Club.

The Holy War
During the beginning and middle and most of the end of The New War, Alex was residing in his pocket dimension, Big Funny Ha Ha Remastered Anniversary Edition, playing solo modded Terraria with his left brain and binging the entire fucking RWBY franchise with his right. Two days after the start of The Grurple Massacre, Alex finished watching RWBY and got tired of farming the Dungeon Guardian like the FUCKING CHAD HE IS and came back to TNS to see what the dog doin. Much to his surprise, it was not the dog, but it was Riley and Logan being massive bitchheads instead. Alex put on his teacher voice and said "BRUH THIS SHIT IS FUCKIN STUPID KNOCK IT OFF" and he slapped Riley in the back of the head so hard that he retired on the spot and announced his plans to travel to a remote tropical region with women. This gave Logan so much PTSD that he vowed to never challenge the authority of God King Emperor Christ Jesus And Also Super Cool Guy Alex "Dunk" Sadguy. Alex ended The Holy War on that day, and a statue was erected in Higher TNS in his honor.

Combo Finishers
Le Coup Mortel Du Patron De L'Association Big Fella - (26341236412363214214213323 S or HS) - Requires full Pico de Gallo Boko Bar. Alex channels the fullest extent of his Big Fella Vigor and forms it into two brass knuckles which he uses to beat the fuck out of his opponent. Has full invincibility throughout it's entire animation, is both a hit and a grab, and also a high and a low, and hits from the left and the right simultaneously. If it hits, it instantly kills the opponent and causes their computer or game console to violently explode. It doesn't matter if it gets good oki because they die.

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