Johnny

Johnny, also known as The Greatest Ape, is a hermit who spends his time in his hut in The Ape Enclosure, meditating and pondering what it means to be to achieve heaven and ascend to monke. His student, Dan, is a little bit lost, but he's got the spirit. Johnny trains him in the martial art of Apesatsuken, an art meant to fucking destroy the world or something idk I'm a journalist I'll interview him eventually fuck off

Early Life
Johnny was squeezed into existence by primordial magics beyond our comprehension or control many many years ago at an unspecified location in Nether TNS, where he lived most of his childhood as a child of TNS normally would. As a child, Johnny would gaze up at the lights above him, the lights of the floating city of Higher TNS, longing to know what life would be like in the clouds. At the time, The Eternally Moonlit Woods did not exist. In their place was something only known as The Blasted Plains, a dry, desolate place that was too harsh to be home to anything. Nobody had braved it before Johnny, alone or with crew. It was a long and arduous journey, and Johnny walked through the sand for 40 years to find his way. At the end of these 40 years, Johnny lost hope. He didn't think that it was possible to make it to the city in the clouds. But in his time of need, a voice spoke to him. It was the voice of Harold Shareman, and He spoke unto Johnny, "The Blasted Plains require a grave sacrifice to traverse. Free yourself from your worldly possessions, and you will find the strength to continue." Johnny took heed of His word, and from his traveler's bag, he plucked a banana from his sacred banana bunch, a bunch of bananas that would not rot or overripen no matter the conditions, and he buried it beneath the sand of The Blasted Plains. Johnny spoke to the heavens, and he said to Harold Shareman, "Your request has been done. May I find the strength in myself to continue on my quest." With this, Johnny walked for another 19 days, and at last, he discovered the Stiga, the staircase that ushers the weak and the lost from The Blasted Plains to the oasis of Higher TNS. He scaled it, and at long last, his journey was complete.

Monkey
he eats banan.

The Holy War
During The Holy War, Johnny sat in The Ape Enclosure and ate banana.